Why Me.

One of the best storytellers to ever apply.

When you call, let me tell you about…

• The story I never planned to tell, but couldn't keep inside
• The time a customer pooped on me — and how I turned humiliation into fuel
• The night I did stand-up — and found power in vulnerability
• The biggest mind f#$k practical joke ever — and why it proves I'd thrive on the island

🔥 Let's Talk

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📧 Svengali@survivorwannabe.com
📞 xxx-xxx-xxxx